old navy

i hate Old Navy. it's a well-known fact. bastards. anyway, so i was bamboozled into going in there yesterday. ok, maybe not bamboozled, but i begrudgingly went in. admittedly, i did find some comfy pants and shirt i bought. the pants turned out to be much too big, so i went back today to buy a smaller pair and look for more shirts. i ended up buying, along with the comfy pants, those terry cloth pants. they were on clearance and they only had them in neon orange or white. i'm entirely too clumsy for white, but the orange was blinding...though, come to think of it, i could've saved some money on my light bill if i'd bought them.

i just took a shower and put the terry cloth pants on. they are fabulous. they use two standard tricks for making white girls' asses bigger: big bulky pockets on the back and a low waist. the best thing about them is that it's like drying in my towel. i like to air dry. i think that's why i'm late for most things. i can't stand drying off with my towel. there's an overall dampness after towel drying. air drying is so relaxing and complete. so, i'll sit around in my towel for, at least, 20 min. it just feels good. so, these pants are like that and i don't have to keep readjusting it. whee!!