(pity) party done.
o.k. so, my pity party is over. on to funnier topics: crank.
i'm talking to Andrea and she's so funny. she hates cops and used to really hate the show Cops. she used to hate it because it always showed crusty-ass negroes getting arrested and it, obviously, reflected badly on black people as a whole.
now, however, she loves it. why? all of the crazy, white people. we started to postulate as to what prompted the color change of the illegal and recorded landscape.
did black people rise up? not while BET is still on.
are there more functional crackheads? maybe
tv execs tired of the same nappy headed niggas running from the cops with their pants around their thighs? perhaps.
my theory: the crack era is coming to an end.
not that no one does crack anymore, but it's so...1991; so Pookie. now, the new thing is crank. as we all know, crack hit the inner cities hardest--uncoincidentally populated by black people. crank, however, is a particularly white drugs.
the main reason is that it's a rural drug. just the sheer amount of space needed to concoct this poisonous cocktail is not conducive to tenement housing. being that as it is, it's all about white people. even if they don't live on the farms, they live in the trailers that reside on the outskirts of town. either way, crank is the white man's crack.
the reason, as i see it, that crank is some ol' white people shit is that it's made from poisons. i mean, gasoline mixed with paint thinner type shit. say what you want about black people, niggas don't sniff glue or do whippets. you can, at least, trace black drugs to a plant or something forged from the earth. only white people think gasoline is a good ingredient to have in a drug that requires fire.
consequently, because crank is the new crack and crank is all over trailer parks, Cops is about to have a disproportionate number of mullets on it from now on.
crank. what a dumb idea.
Vampiyaz
cracker jacked out...i'll explain later.
i'm talking to Andrea and she's so funny. she hates cops and used to really hate the show Cops. she used to hate it because it always showed crusty-ass negroes getting arrested and it, obviously, reflected badly on black people as a whole.
now, however, she loves it. why? all of the crazy, white people. we started to postulate as to what prompted the color change of the illegal and recorded landscape.
did black people rise up? not while BET is still on.
are there more functional crackheads? maybe
tv execs tired of the same nappy headed niggas running from the cops with their pants around their thighs? perhaps.
my theory: the crack era is coming to an end.
not that no one does crack anymore, but it's so...1991; so Pookie. now, the new thing is crank. as we all know, crack hit the inner cities hardest--uncoincidentally populated by black people. crank, however, is a particularly white drugs.
the main reason is that it's a rural drug. just the sheer amount of space needed to concoct this poisonous cocktail is not conducive to tenement housing. being that as it is, it's all about white people. even if they don't live on the farms, they live in the trailers that reside on the outskirts of town. either way, crank is the white man's crack.
the reason, as i see it, that crank is some ol' white people shit is that it's made from poisons. i mean, gasoline mixed with paint thinner type shit. say what you want about black people, niggas don't sniff glue or do whippets. you can, at least, trace black drugs to a plant or something forged from the earth. only white people think gasoline is a good ingredient to have in a drug that requires fire.
consequently, because crank is the new crack and crank is all over trailer parks, Cops is about to have a disproportionate number of mullets on it from now on.
crank. what a dumb idea.
Vampiyaz
cracker jacked out...i'll explain later.
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