"we gonna get in trouble"

andrea and i are on the phone looking up peoples rap sheets. no good is coming of this night. andrea's cracked open the year book. on the plus side, we've found out why nobody's see Rico in a minute. 7 years in the pen will do it. we also found out:

:our favorite teacher was once married
:our art teacher is an alcoholic
:andrea's family is all over the place
:i'm in there for speeding tickets
:andrea's not...and considering her family, that is quite a feat
:andrea's arch nemesis has a 3 page long rap sheet. all but 3 are criminal infractions...vindication.
:my ex-cousin's a ho