favorite quotes

my two favorite things i've said to Andrea lately:

1:
Andrea: Man, it's cold in my apartment.
me: That's because it's cold in your heart.

2.
The set-up:Andrea kept singing Toni Braxton's Unbreak My Heart to me...a song i loathe...because my dad wanted it on a cd. so, i hung up on her a few times and she kept calling me back singing. i finally called her and said,

me: You know, you lack to two things: empathy and a soul.