In Honor of Harry Potter

(This is a guest blog)

... here are some titles J.K. Rowling might have chosen:

- Harry Potter and the Jail-Bait Witch
- Harry Potter and the Metrosexutroll
- Harry Potter and Ron Have A Tender Awakening
- Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plan
- Harry Potter and the Cool, Refreshing Pepsi
- Harry Potter and the Choice Hermoine Has To Make That Harry Will Totally Support Either Way
- Harry Potter vs. The Wolf-Man
- Harry Potter and the Neverending Saga of Doom
- Harry Potter and the Mysterious Rash
- Harry Potter On The Moon
- Harry Potter and his New Contacts
- Harry Potter and the Fallback Technical School
- Harry Potter and the Jesus Juice
- Harry Potter and Frank Sinatra Save Christmas
- Harry Potter and the Smoking Dursley Corpses
- Harry Potter and the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy