i wish

i wish my eyes were polaroid cameras and they printed out of my mouth. that way, when i saw something funny, i could have evidence.

i wish i could go to the BET awards with a 31 tesla-powered magnetic dress on.

i wish the tips of my fingers tasted like jolly ranchers.

i wish life had a remote control so i could mute people and fast forward the lame parts.

i wish i could sing like Vivian Green.

i wish i could find a place around here to stargaze.

i wish they weren't teasing me with these twenty-threes and these dvds. it ain't right. then they pass me by and have the nerve to wonder why...i be robbing these niggas. i'm a stick up kid.