quotes of the night

Cuz: I just had an exciting day of organizing.
Me: An exciting day of organizing?
Cuz: [laughs]
Me: I don't know about you, but that sounds like my own personal hell. Clearly that's your idea of fun.

Me: Oooh Sch-nap
Cuz: That wasn't even "schnap" worthy
Me: What do you care? It's not in style. What do you care if it's used appropriately?

Cuz: OOH, because I have ADD, do you think Ginger Peach would be good as an ice tea?