ah, of course

i was in Wal-Mart tonight buying shampoo and conditioner. i was in line to check out when the guy on the intercom was doing the 5 minute warning and accidentally said the wrong time. now, he still had the intercom on and instead of pausing for a second, collecting his thoughts, and then speaking, i guess he thought it would be more funny if he just kept rolling.

upon being told that he'd said the wrong time, he actually said...into the intercom,

"Sorry for the incorrection of time."

i'm not kidding, because i'm not that funny.

then it occurred to me: there's a reason he works at Wal-Mart.