if only

i was watching the movie Taking Lives last night. how cool would it be if in the movie, with the star studded cast, if the perp starts to get away and the police are calling for back up if it went more like this:

"suspect is on foot heading toward the downtown festival. he's blonde, wearing a black raincoat, blue shirt, and a running shows. suspects look almost identical to Kiefer Sutherland."

there is only one movie i know of that did something like that. Oceans' 12. there's a scene where they guys are trying to get into this building but need a distraction. so, they have Tess (played by Julia Roberts) pretend to be Julia Roberts. there's this great scene where they're trying to coach her on the way she should walk and talk and basic information. it was very funny.

just once i'd love to see a romantic comedy where the girl first sees the guy and is telling her friends and they're squealing with delight. when they ask what he looks like she says:

"oh, well, he's tall, with dark hair. he has the most amazing eyes. my god, and that smile. he's just amazing. Oh, you know, he looks a lot like Johnny Depp...but not What's Eating Gilbert Grape or 21 Jumpstreet Johnny Depp. no, he's more like Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny, but bathed or From Hell Johnny, um, without the opium."

if only.