more kitchen adventures

i've been gone for the better part of two weeks. i helped a friend of mine move and we were either moving or out of town from last tuesday until last sunday. needless to say, i haven't been home much and certainly haven't been in, let alone, cleaned my fridge. i was on the phone the other night with Andrea and noticed a bowl in the fridge that was multicolored. i couldn't imagine what i had made that had that spectrum of colors.

until i realized it was an egg salad i made eons ago. that shit looked nasty. it had the expected green mold, but parts of it was red and it had white fuzzy lumps, too. fucking nasty. it's so nasty it's still in there. there's no way i'm taking that fucker out without a quick and effective mode of disposing of it. i'm tempted to throw the bowl out as well. if it was tupperware, i would, but it's one of my few small bowls.

so, now i have to go buys some trashbags and clean out the fridge. the fucked up thing is that i knew i was going to be gone for a long time and thought i'd gotten everything out. clearly, i was wrong.

i have a question. how long do hot dogs last? they're so processed they barely classify as food. i suppose i should toss it on G.P. hot dogs are suspect to begin with. i probably shouldn't monkeying around with that. fuck around and end up in the medical books as the only known case of acute Phagohotdogalitis.