rice krispie... treat?

i was at work today and for a sweet fix i bought a rice krispie treat. that bastard was like biting into a thick piece of sweet cardboard. i joked around with Sarah saying that i should sue if the roof of my mouth starts bleeding from the dry, jagged edges. that's when i realized it was false advertising.

it's not so much a rice krispie "treat," so much as a rice krispie "financial obligation," seeing as how i already paid for it.