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Monday, July 18, 2005

Some People Who Could Have Died In The Latest Harry Potter, But Didn't

(this is a guest blog)

1. The students at Hogwart's sister school, Sowlesions
2. Many of the lesser known magical creatures, such as the leperchaun, the minotard, and the weed-smoking hippiegriff
3. Alan Rowling, an abusive muggle father who is unappreciative of his talented daughter's writing skills, and who is mutilated by Dementors before being anally raped in Azkaban
4. More European Jews
5. Not Dumbledore

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