in other news

in other news, i've decided to write a couple of books. well, that's not true. however, if anyone wants to write a few books, i've got some great titles to sell. these titles are for family and childcare:

"As A Matter Of Fact, My Mother Is A Wolf: Teaching Parents to Behave"

"You Were Not Raised In A Barn"

"From The Belt To Brown: How Corporal Punishment Got My Child To The Ivy Leagues"
(courtesy of Atief)

...now, for the Grand Puba, the title that started it all...

"Laying Down The Smackdown: In Support Of Juvenile Corporal Punishment."

clearly, i'm not advocating child abuse, however a "time out" doesn't seem quite appropriate when little Johnny takes a shit on the stage in the children's section of the local Barnes & Noble.

i'm not kidding, because i'm not that funny.