the hotness of glasses
some friends of mine and i went to see The Decemberists tonight and it was so incredible. i love this band. it was Sarah's first time seeing them, so i had the double pleasure of seeing them for myself, but watching her experience them for the first time. it was so much fun. she was so geeked out about it. it was really fucking cool. the music was amazing. i had such a good time i was sweating from everywhere. at one point, i took Sarah's hand to my chest and had he feel the copious amount of sweat pouring off of me. good shit.
my favorite part was watching her see Colin for the first time. he's a very unassuming, dorky looking guy, at first glance. he has that geek hair, scooped to the side, and some horn-rimmed glasses on. then he opens his mouth...my God the hotness. between him playing the hell out of the guitar and singing those incredible songs, he's oozing hot. not in that rock star back-to-your-hotel hot. i'm talking totally take him home to mom. he'll hold your hand walking down the street and sing you new songs on lazy Sundays afternoons.
part of the appeal is the glasses. Sarah and i were talking about it and i said that what makes glasses so hot is that you can take them off. the process of removing someone's glasses is wildly sexy. in taking off the glasses you are placing yourself the other persons' hands. your vision is impaired and are at the other's mercy. not in a sinister way of "mercy," but in the way that it requires trust. even if they're not legally blind, the principle remains. with their uncorrected eyes you can tell them anything. for all they know, with their 40/20 vision, i'm amazingly hot.
Sarah and i went on with that for awhile. Colin is just so adorable.
oh, continuing on the glasses theme, a weird thing happened tonight. i rarely wear my glasses. primarily, because i never remember until i need them. that only happens at night, or when i'm driving long distances, or need to see long distances. since i don't need them for everyday life, i forget them a lot. i didn't forget them this time. i figured we'd be far back, or i'd be inbetween civilized giants, so i need them to see Colin's face. so, i put them on and had a few drinks. it was such a strange experience. the liquor was blurring my eyes, but the glasses were correcting them. i'm telling you, it was so weird. it's like having a lucid trip or something. everything is in perfect view, but your brain is swimming and not really understanding everything that you're clearly seeing. fucking weird, man.
my favorite part was watching her see Colin for the first time. he's a very unassuming, dorky looking guy, at first glance. he has that geek hair, scooped to the side, and some horn-rimmed glasses on. then he opens his mouth...my God the hotness. between him playing the hell out of the guitar and singing those incredible songs, he's oozing hot. not in that rock star back-to-your-hotel hot. i'm talking totally take him home to mom. he'll hold your hand walking down the street and sing you new songs on lazy Sundays afternoons.
part of the appeal is the glasses. Sarah and i were talking about it and i said that what makes glasses so hot is that you can take them off. the process of removing someone's glasses is wildly sexy. in taking off the glasses you are placing yourself the other persons' hands. your vision is impaired and are at the other's mercy. not in a sinister way of "mercy," but in the way that it requires trust. even if they're not legally blind, the principle remains. with their uncorrected eyes you can tell them anything. for all they know, with their 40/20 vision, i'm amazingly hot.
Sarah and i went on with that for awhile. Colin is just so adorable.
oh, continuing on the glasses theme, a weird thing happened tonight. i rarely wear my glasses. primarily, because i never remember until i need them. that only happens at night, or when i'm driving long distances, or need to see long distances. since i don't need them for everyday life, i forget them a lot. i didn't forget them this time. i figured we'd be far back, or i'd be inbetween civilized giants, so i need them to see Colin's face. so, i put them on and had a few drinks. it was such a strange experience. the liquor was blurring my eyes, but the glasses were correcting them. i'm telling you, it was so weird. it's like having a lucid trip or something. everything is in perfect view, but your brain is swimming and not really understanding everything that you're clearly seeing. fucking weird, man.
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