new title

my new title for a book on beauty and grooming is:

War Paint For The Battlefield Of Love: Makeup Tips For Today's Single Woman.

some day, when i die, during my eulogy i fully expect someone will recount my many random titles for books i never plan to write. i could, i guess, but i don't want to. i've never really thought i'd make a good writer. i just like coming up with the titles and, if i may say so myself, am pretty damn good at it.