Jell-O...delicious and nutritious
Andrea and i were talking tonight and she was saying how she hates Jell-O. i think it stems from all of the time she spends in the hospital and in surgery. i mean, two major surgeries in less than two years can turn anyone off to anything even remotely related to a hospital.
so, she's looking for something to eat for dinner and comes across some boxes of Jell-O and is about the throw them out. before she does, she notices that on the side of the box that there are tips for spicing up your Jell-O. it says, "To add fruit or vegetables..." Vegetables? who the hell eats Jell-O with vegetables? the worst part is not the use of vegetables, but the specification for preparing it with canned vegetables. that's some nasty shit. ummm, a can of creamed corn and peach Jell-O.
we're laughing about it and decided to come up with our own combinations on those hot summer days when you just want to cool down...and, apparently, vomit.
lime broccoli
wild strawberry spinach
passion fruit okra
watermelon leek
mixed fruit vegetable medley
island pineapple eggplant
cranberry mushroom
peach green peppers
raspberry lentils
green apple water chestnuts
lemon cauliflower
grape zucchini
raspberry-cranberry cabbage
orange radish
strawberry kiwi celery
apricot onion
red beans cherry
berry blue rutabaga
black cherry brussels sprouts
strawberry banana garbanzo beans
strawberry bok choy
ah, who could resist?
so, she's looking for something to eat for dinner and comes across some boxes of Jell-O and is about the throw them out. before she does, she notices that on the side of the box that there are tips for spicing up your Jell-O. it says, "To add fruit or vegetables..." Vegetables? who the hell eats Jell-O with vegetables? the worst part is not the use of vegetables, but the specification for preparing it with canned vegetables. that's some nasty shit. ummm, a can of creamed corn and peach Jell-O.
we're laughing about it and decided to come up with our own combinations on those hot summer days when you just want to cool down...and, apparently, vomit.
lime broccoli
wild strawberry spinach
passion fruit okra
watermelon leek
mixed fruit vegetable medley
island pineapple eggplant
cranberry mushroom
peach green peppers
raspberry lentils
green apple water chestnuts
lemon cauliflower
grape zucchini
raspberry-cranberry cabbage
orange radish
strawberry kiwi celery
apricot onion
red beans cherry
berry blue rutabaga
black cherry brussels sprouts
strawberry banana garbanzo beans
strawberry bok choy
ah, who could resist?
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